Cat fight
Words: Dusty   
Monday, 13 August 2007
What a night.  What a lady, what a night.  As my friend Snoopy would say,
'crumbs!'.

I went to see Mikelangelo and Undine Francesca in their show The Honeymoon
Suite at the Bongo Club.  A beautiful show with its own slow, melancholy
pace occasionally livened by bursts of gloomy surf-rock and a wry sense of
absurdity.

I once described Mikelangelo's band the Black Sea Gentlemen as the wedding
band at an Addams Family wedding.  This duo could well be the cruise ship
entertainment on an Addams Family cruise liner.  Possibly the Marie Celeste.

Onto the Vaudeville, which was a particularly smashing show. Our headliner
Meow Meow was unexpectedly delayed so the cabaret had finished before she
arrived.  Undeterred, she pounced on the stage before the band played and
gave the audience a taste of what I'm sure is a sensational solo act.  I had
to get stern with one exceptionally drunk punter who couldn't work out that
Meow Meow wasn't the band he had come to see.  Some people just shouldn't
drink.

I am one of them.  My post-cabaret excursion to Lost Vagueness resulted in,
among other things, my licking red wine off the decolletage of the very
lovely Ruby Blues.  A certain amount of snogging - of various people - was
also involved.  Oh, and at one point I vaguely recall that I decided to sing
along with the glorious Ali McGregor - in the same key. As she's a soprano,
this was misguided.  And might be why today I sound like Bea Arthur...

But with the high-octane music of the Orkestra del Sol flowing like wine,
and the wine flowing like water, I don't suppose anyone would blame me.